Why to go to Cafe Du Mond:
Because, New Orleans’ cafe au lait. If hot coffee can taste this good on a 90 degree day with 90% humidity, you should put it in your face.
Because, your friends will go. If they don’t, throw powdered sugar in their eyes and leave them forever. You don’t need naysayers like that in your life.
Because, “white powder on your face” jokes. You know what I’m talking about. Really, they’re asking for it.
Because, someone else will clean up the mess.