Start with massive coffees at 4 Daughters in Manhattan Beach, CA. Make sure to slyly include your friend’s boobies in the shot. (Okay, actually start with a 7 hour drive from the Bay Area after work on a Friday afternoon. But no one wants to hear about that.)
Order the blueberry pancakes. Elbow your waiter in the crotch multiple times. It’s not your fault – it’s a small restaurant and he always seems to be behind you. But still.
Eat most of the blueberry pancakes.
Go to the pier.
Your feets like the pier.
Park your ass in the sand.
But don’t swim to the right of this sign. The lifeguards are not into it.