Please note: This post is intended to make fun of fashion designers. Thank you.
1. They can’t have too many layers.
2. Sometimes they are beef-jerky-tan.
3. They always have their dogs with them.
4. Crazy hair? Fuck the haters.
http://photos.posh24.com/p/917644/z/street_style/betsey_johnson_pink_tafetta_d.jpg / http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2630/3902265385_1e402fc5d2.jpg
5. A big, weird bag is the perfect accessory.
Please tell me if I missed any. You guys are so smart.