I helped babysit Kona the Yellow Lab last weekend, and she is weird and charming. For example:
Kona likes it when you scratch her belly. So she’ll walk over to you with a large, dripping grin on her face, ass swinging back and forth from the tail that is wagging sodamnhard, and flop herself down in front of you. Hind legs swing open. Cheeks and lips wrinkle in disturbing ways. A gurgle-y pant/snort starts, since apparently it is very difficult to breathe in this position.
And then she’ll freeze.
Also sometimes she will do it while holding her squeaky donut.
I bet she think it’s really sexy.