Summary of baking process for the Big-Ass Chocolate Chip Cookie Cake:
1. Be related to someone who has a birthday. Someone who admittedly does not like “sweet things, or desserts, really.” Remind yourself that you have to love them because they are blood but why can’t they enjoy cake like a normal human.
2. Remember that they love chocolate chip cookies.
3. Read this blog, and then this post. Develop a girl crush.
4. Get all excited to use your cast iron skillet. Then look in the mirror and say, I am not a pioneer. I do not live in the mountains. Calm down a little.
4. Bake the shit out of it.
